I won’t have to be the world’s worst hooker!Tina Fey
Listen up bitches
The slutwalk is fucking moronic and I’ll explain why.
Anti-rape advocates fall under the same category as the pro-life bitches, they’re people you wouldn’t wanna fuck in the first place.
- If you dress like a plumber, expect people to ask you to unclog shit.
- If you dress like a maid, expect to be asked to clean shit.
- If you dress like a WHORE expect to be TREATED like one.
I’m not condoning rape, by any means, no means no. But if I am EVER witness to some woman dressing OVERLY promiscuous and bitching at someone for making off-color remarks towards her I will punch that bitch’s cunt until she cries.
And newsflash to all you dumb fucking bitches who ADVOCATE the slutwalk, please heed the following MYTHS/FACTS from The University of Minnesota:
Myth: Sexual assault is an impulsive, spontaneous act.
Fact: Most rapes are carefully planned by the rapist. A rapist will rape again and again, usually in the same area of town and in the same way.
Myth: Rape is a crime of passion.
Fact: Rape is an act of VIOLENCE, not passion. it is an attempt to hurt and humiliate, using sex as the weapon.
Myth: Rape is an impulsive, uncontrollable act of sexual gratification. Most rape are spontaneous acts of passion where the assailant cannot control him/herself.
FACT Rape is a premeditated act of violence, not a spontaneous act of passion. 71% of rapes are planned in advance. 60% of convicted rapists were married or had regular sexual partners at the time of the assault. Men can control their sexual impulses. The vast majority of rapists are motivated by power, anger, and control, not sexual gratification.
Source: The University of Minnesota
So sorry, I don’t know who is telling you that any man is capable of rape and will use your attire as an excuse, but they’re using a small percentage as an example.
First off, I think it’s “funny joke haha” that you tagged this post with those words. Either this is a “joke” and you think you’re being “funny haha” (which, you aren’t) or you are ridiculous and terrible at making any sort of argument. So, shall we go piece by piece and uncover exactly how you are an insufferable moron?
1) Anti-rape advocates fall under the same category as the pro-life bitches, they’re people you wouldn’t wanna fuck in the first place.This isn’t an argument. I can say the same thing about people like you, but that doesn’t make it true. You have no evidence to bake up a statement like this. It’s a gut-reaction attack, and all it serves is to make you sound like an emotionally-stunted thirteen year old.
2)
- If you dress like a plumber, expect people to ask you to unclog shit.
- If you dress like a maid, expect to be asked to clean shit.
- If you dress like a WHORE expect to be TREATED like one.
Does that mean if you act dumb as shit, be prepared to be treated as such? I suppose I can concede that and that alone. However, whether or not one’s attire indicates a certain station, job or profession does not mean that makes it okay to treat them that way. For example, living in the East Village, I see guys dressed like homeless men all the time. Nah, they’re just hipsters, but does that make it okay for people to throw things at them or give them change? No. Your attire might indicate something but that does not make it okay for people to react in a certain way.
If I come home and strip naked and my boyfriend comes in and takes me against my will, it’s still rape. It doesn’t matter that I was naked. It doesn’t matter that something, be it the way I looked or some fucked-up need for power, made him think that raping me was acceptable. Nobody is allowed to say, “You were asking for it because you were naked.” “He was your boyfriend, it doesn’t count.” Yes, it still counts and no, I wasn’t asking for it, because I should be free to act how I wish without fear of some other human being taking advantage of me.Dressing “like a whore” is a person’s choice, a preference. A woman should be able to wear whatever she wants without fear of somebody raping her, just like somebody should be able to drive whatever care they want without fear of somebody keying it. Unfortunately, we live in a society where people like you blame victims for a crime instead of looking straight at the perpetrator.
A rapist has already thought about rape. A rapist does not suddenly turn into one when he sees a scantily-clad lady walking down the street. A rapist has thought of rape before, many times, and expresses it because of opportunity, not because of somebody’s dress.4) And newsflash to all you dumb fucking bitches who ADVOCATE the slutwalk, please heed the following MYTHS/FACTS from The University of Minnesota:
This is where you get wibbly-wobbly, because, I don’t know if you actually read these facts before you started posting them, but they support the opposite point of view than yours. So, oops? Let’s go through them!
Myth: Sexual assault is an impulsive, spontaneous act.
Fact: Most rapes are carefully planned by the rapist. A rapist will rape again and again, usually in the same area of town and in the same way.
According to this, you walking by in a short-shorts is not going to make you any more susceptible. The rapist has already picked out your area and has already figured out how he will do it. Your outfit? It changes nothing.
Myth: Rape is a crime of passion.
Fact: Rape is an act of VIOLENCE, not passion. it is an attempt to hurt and humiliate, using sex as the weapon.
Rape is violent, not sexual. That means that a rapist will rape the sexiest, or unsexiest people out there. Your “hotness” is not a measure for how likely you are to be raped. A rapist is trying to use something deeply personal, private and tied to one’s identity to harm you. He’s not trying to get his rocks off, he’s trying to hurt you in the deepest way possible. It doesn’t matter what you’re wearing.
Myth: Rape is an impulsive, uncontrollable act of sexual gratification. Most rape are spontaneous acts of passion where the assailant cannot control him/herself.FACT Rape is a premeditated act of violence, not a spontaneous act of passion. 71% of rapes are planned in advance. 60% of convicted rapists were married or had regular sexual partners at the time of the assault. Men can control their sexual impulses. The vast majority of rapists are motivated by power, anger, and control, not sexual gratification.
Well, there you go.
5) So sorry, I don’t know who is telling you that any man is capable of rape and will use your attire as an excuse, but they’re using a small percentage as an example.
Now you’re saying the opposite of your original point?
This progression from idiocy to reasonable points leads me to believe that yes, you were “joking” in your original musings. Which, honestly? It’s practically as disgusting as posting this legitimately. If you actually are anti-rape and pro-slutwalk, you’ve just made the rest of us look like moronic, know-nothing assholes. This is not the way to go about things, to bust stereotypes, to address a counter-point. You have done so illogically, irrationally and overall, immaturely.
So, good work, I suppose.
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